Rainfully Rain

So lately I have been hearing a lot about the weather and how we have been having too much rain!! All I have to say to that is, at least it isn't snow. Can you just imagine that. I think the number is up to something like 109 mm(millimeters for you imperial people) of rain over the past 5 days. 109 mm, that equals oh to be about 11 cm(centimeters for non-metric folk) or about about; lets see carry the 2, divide by the square root of pi........ about 4.3 inches of rain. I mean wow, how do we put up with this kind of weather? I think that we should all just pack our bags and move to the mid-west states where the annual rain fall is more like 10 inches for an entire year. I mean, I this was snow how would people get around. We would all be stuck in our homes, not able to go anywhere, power lines could have fallen, internet could be down and heaven forbid that!!! How would we cope living a mundane existence like that!!! With no way to contact the outside world we would resort to the animals that we evolved from. Total anarchy would rule the earth, dogs and children would be fighting in the streets. North and South Korea would get along and this man would be the greatest thing since sliced bread!!