I hate my car!!

I hate my car!!
So this weekend, we were supposed to go out to Radium BC for a little RnR. The plan was for about 8 of us to go including 2 kids ages 5&7. They are the kids of a co-worker of my wife. So before we even go 3 people back out because of the stupidest reasons, don't worry Zibby you aren't included in here. So we are down to 5. That's fine it just means that it will be me and my bro in my car cause the co-workers car is a piece of shit and wouldn't make it. At the time I didn't know mine a piece of shit as well. So Friday morn we load up the cars and start to head out of the city. We get about 20 min out of the city and then my car decides that it's had enough of this shit and starts to die.
To keep it simple, the motor is shot. It has been burning oil but it decides that it was going to eat oil on this day. I pull over and check the oil, absolutely nothing on the dipstick even though I checked the day before and topped it up.
So basically I was running the car with no oil and came very close to seizing up the engine. Not a good thing to do.
I call my wife who is a head of us and tell here what's going on and tell her that we are heading back into town. We decide to rent a car(yes that's the car we rented) and then head back out to Radium. What a shit show. Kinda like my work but that's another story for another time.